Favorite Tangled things: Rapunzel’s enthusiasm.
“Obviously I’ve made a lot of mistakes because I’m human and I go through all of it. I do think you do you have to make your own mistakes and they make you who you are.”
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
MYTHOLOGY MEME→ LEGENDARY CREATURES [1/8] → Fairies
Fairies are generally described as human in appearance and having magical powers. Their origins are less clear in the folklore, being variously dead, or some form of demon, or a species completely independent of humans or angels.
Our dads were in California, Devil’s Gate Reservoir. They were setting a trap for some kind of hellspawn. John was hiding, waiting and my dad was bait….then the thing showed up. John got too eager, jumped out too soon, got my dad exposed out in the open. The thing turned around and killed him.
Not quite…see it hurt him, but it didn’t kill him…you see Bill was all clawed up. He was holding his insides in his hands, he was gurgling, and praying to see you and Ellen one more time. So my dad killed him, put him out of his misery like a sick dog…My daddy shot your daddy in the head.
Can we talk about the fact that Hagrid refers to himself as mummy, and his pink umbrella, and his bunches, and how he wears a flowery apron when he cooks and bakes
He is potentially the most typically masculine character in appearance yet he is surrounded with femininity
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy